The Fucked Up Zcritic Gallery
The most evil and most spontenous film critic you've ever listend to on the air.
The Fantasy Baseball 2011 Pre-Draft Special
February 20, 2011 04:14 PM PST
Zman examines the year that was in yearly edition of the most anticipated event of the fanatsy baseball season... Zman gives some awards and revisits last year's draft while passing out props to those made some awesome picks and passing out some bum cards to those whose picks weren't so sharp.....Episode 18: The Spirit
May 08, 2009 11:23 PM PDT
A new action film that has about as much as action in it as the show Teletubies does on the Public Boradcasting System. This movie is so bad you'd rather watch an I dream of genine marthon while having hemroids from sitting on the couch too long....
This superhero has about as many powers as Austin Powers does. This movie is another victim to the evil ways of ripping people off by Lions Gate Films...Episode 17 The Never Ending Story Part 3: Escape to Fantasia Part 2
April 12, 2009 11:13 AM PDT
Z-man breaks down more horrific garbage in this film and gets a headache so much that he has to start popping asprin while he put the finishing touches on this piece of crap.
April 12, 2009 10:49 AM PDT
This movie should be retitled Escape to Fagtasia because this movie is so bad you'd rather watch a 700 club marathon while eating goat balls for dinner. With all due respect to the Never Ending Story Franchise, Zman wishes he could invent a time machine to prevent this ever from being a trilogy!Episode 16 Addicted to Love Part 2
February 26, 2009 12:04 AM PST
Second Part of Addicted to Love as Zman explains why the French are a bunch unpatriotic panzies for not standing up to Germany in WW2 and how this film just continues to be illogical and unexplanatory. This director is an idiot and should be shown that you can't get on an airplane for free... That is unless your Ferris F-in Bueller apparently.Episode 16 Addicted to Love Part 1
February 25, 2009 11:57 PM PST
Who better than to spend your Valantines Day blues than with the Zman! Zman explains the rise and fall of Matthew Brodrick and how he went from being captain cool of school Ferris Bueller... to a shabby looking astronomer in this autrocious love film. Zman shows his displeasure for the French and explains why he hates women that want to visit France.Episode 15: The Program
February 01, 2009 03:24 PM PST
Its Super Bowl Sunday and what better way to spend your long awaited wait on the big game than by listening to the Z critic smash and bash another movie right into the ground. The Program is so bad that youd rather watch a Detroit Lions Preseason Game followed by a shitty episode of Yan Can Cook. The Z critic also does his impersination of the Boss... Bruce Spingshit...Episode 14 Halloween 3 Season of the Witch
October 28, 2008 10:04 AM PDT
Ahhh its the Halloween Season and who other than Zman host of the Zcritic Movie Gallery than to host a scaringly bad film. This film is so terrifyingly bad that you'd rather watch a Charlie Brown Halloween Special during a Frat Costume Party than watch this laughable attempt to direct a scary film. The only thing that's scary about this film is how awful it is!Episode 13 Friday the 13 Part 5 A New Beginning
October 06, 2008 02:33 PM PDT
The Z critic celebrates Halloween with a reviewing by far the worst horror sequel ever. This film is so bad you'd rather listen to Billy Mays talk about oxi-clean all day than watch this film. Z Critic also shares his history of trick or treat night and what makes Halloween a special traidition.Episode 12 Hulk
September 18, 2008 02:01 PM PDT
You know a film is in incredibly bad when they say its based off of the Incredible Hulk, yet they just call it Hulk. Also what's with David Banner being the bad guy! You'd rather sit through a Soap Opera Channel Marathon than watch this awful Hulk film. This not only disgraced Hulk fans, but disgraced the name of Marvel and allowed DC Comics to get back its fans in the box office. "Me Hulk dont like film, make very very angry! You won't like me when me angry!"
Zman breaks down the worst films of the modern era. He's tired of watching people get ripped off by bad films that have big builds and just are about as entertaining to watch as QVC or C-Span.
This is the Fucked Up Zcritic Gallery and I'm your host Z-man. I am trying to rid the world of saying no to movies that cost way too much and turn out to be as entertaining as watching C-Span on a Saturday Night. These films are so bad that they'll make you want to find the directors and kick theit ass into an oblivion.
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