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Episode 11 Batman and Robin Part 2
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September 02, 2008 10:48 AM PDT
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This film is so bad that the Z Critic Review can't even fit this into one episode. The trivia in this show explains who this film was the biggest failure of 1990's. This movie ruined lives, careers, and the economy. No other movie has ever done that before. Oh btw speaking of the economy notice how two Govenors Schwatzenager and Ventura managed to ruin not only this film's budget, but the state of California and Minnesota too!

Episode 10 Batman and Robin Part 1
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August 21, 2008 02:28 PM PDT
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Well in all of his years of movie watching not even the Zman can put into words how horrifically bad this film is. One of the top 5 worst films ever rated by People Magazine and it made Batman look like a joke. It completely diminished the importance of DC Comics and sent a cold message that the Batman big screen movies needed a new makeover. You'd rather watch the Nasa Channel follwed by a marathon of Family Ties than watch this pile of unrecycable garbage.

Episode 9 Masters of the Universe
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August 03, 2008 07:42 PM PDT
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Nothing like the Z-man to bring out a terrible 1987 film like Heman... The Z critic lays down his Skeletor like powers as he says that this movie is so bad that you'd like to punch the Direauretic Dip Shit Director that made this film right in the crown jewels of Grey Skull....

Episode 8 Major League 3: Back to the Minors
July 04, 2008 11:27 AM PDT
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What better way to celebrate the 4th of July than to review a star spangled shitty film like Major League 3. Ah America's pastime is brought to shame by this terrible film.

Episode 7 Jaws 4 The Revenage
July 01, 2008 09:17 PM PDT
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Jaws 4 is so bad that you'd rather shove your head up your butt and have the terds stab you in the eyes so you can't witness this horrible autrocity. The director was smoking some good stuff when he created this piece of trash.

#6 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
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May 20, 2008 04:36 PM PDT
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Two days away from the debut of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. While Zman is psyched about the oppurtunity of getting to watch the first Indiana Jones Movie since 1989, he is also extremely teed off at the severe bordem of having to review Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom! This proves that even the best movie franchises can have their blunders from time to time.

FUZMG #5 Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace
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May 15, 2008 06:22 AM PDT
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Not even the mighty George Lucas can be saved from the Z-Critic as he reviews why Epsiode 1 was the worst Star Wars Movie of all time. This is part of a 2 week extravaganza counting up to the new release of Indiana Jones and The The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Also exploring the idea of the new cartoon movie the Clone Wars that is suppose to bridge the gap between episodes two and three.

#4 Karate Kid Part 2
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April 10, 2008 01:35 PM PDT
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After such a blockbuster film like the Karate Kid its difficult to believe that the sequel was a complete polar oppostie to the excitement of the first. This is by far one of the worst sequels of all time to such a blockbuster film and the Z-critic explores why this film is about as entertaining as the Bozo the Clown.

#3 Warriors of the Wasteland
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May 20, 2008 05:10 PM PDT
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Orginally posted on Mon, Mar 24, 08

The third installment of the Zcritic Gallery as Zman tries to explain the recent phenomon of consumers being drawn toward 1 dollar DVD's made by Digiview. This movie is so bad you'd rather attend a national chess tournament than watch this film.

Fucked Up Z-critic Gallery #2 Vanilla Sky
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March 15, 2008 02:28 PM PDT
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The second installement of the Fucked UP Z-Critic movie Gallery. The Zman examines why Vanilla Sky is a horrible film and displays his discomfort with the idea of Scientology. Z-man completley ripps Tom Cruise a new asshole and wants Paramount to repay him lost wages for the horrible movie he had to rent in order to make this show.

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